One of our funnier customer requests!
What you need for the SHIT HAPPENS Afghan:
• Red Heart Super Saver or any Worsted Weight #4: Gray 2630yds and Black 538yds
• Hook = size 5mm or H Hook
• Yarn Needle
• Yarn Bobbins
Size: 64” x 64”
Gauge: 10 Rows = 8”
Blocks: 80 x 80
**The pattern testers are permitted to use the colors of their choice. Website photos will not always show the same colors as listed in pattern for this reason.
If you need assistance with understanding part of the pattern, please feel free to contact us, we are happy to help!
You may keep, give away or sell any items you make from our patterns, but we do ask that you don't share any of our paid patterns.
All our C2C Crochet patterns are delivered in a pdf format that includes:
**Full size graph which prints out in 4-6 pages (individual squares or very small graphs will just have one graph that fits to a page)
**Graph scaled down to print on one page
**Color coded row by row word chart
**Black and white word chart and
**Basic instructions for the C2C Graph.
**Gauge for multiple yarn and hook sizes so you can adjust size to your preference
**Video links for helpful tips when doing graph projects
So, whether you prefer to work from a graph or hate the counting and like it written out, this pattern has both.
**Want this pattern personalized? For an additional fee you can get a name added to the pattern. Personalized pattern will include the same format as listed above. In ADDITION to purchasing the pattern, please click here to add the personalization. https://www.c2cgraphs.com/listing/579715069/personalize-a-graph-add-a-name-crochet
**Would you like this pattern printed out and mailed to you? For an additional fee you can get the pattern printed out and mailed to you. In ADDITION to purchasing the pattern, please click here to add the printing and shipping to this pattern https://www.c2cgraphs.com/listing/579715931/pattern-printed-mailed
**Can’t get enough of the graph patterns? Join us in the C2C Graph Subscription Group. For $24 yearly, you will receive 2 patterns each month of your choice from any listed in our shop. That is a total of 24 patterns! In addition, the group files have many additional patterns not listed in the shop that you can download as you please – there is no limit to the number of free patterns you can download from the group. To purchase a subscription: https://www.c2cgraphs.com/listing/545842039/c2c-graph-pattern-subscription-c2c
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Your files will be available to download once payment is confirmed.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Patterns are non-refundable. We are happy to answer any questions you may have about the pattern or graph. Feel free to email us at email@example.com
We do take requests for graphs you would like to see. Please submit your request at www.thecrochetcouch.com/requests
Patterns are usually available pretty quickly via direct download. If you can't find please send me a convo or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll send it right over to you.
We do accept requests and you can submit a request here: https://thecrochetcouch.com/requests
I get asked this a LOT! I'm sorry, but this is my full time job. I really don't have time to "train the competition" so to speak. All I can say is GOOGLE! There are a lot of resources out there.
Another question I get asked a lot. I'm sorry but I'm unable to do this. As stated the word charts take 3-6 hours to complete. I would be unable to sell a word chart for someone else's graph in my shop so if I charged an hourly rate it would make the pattern too expensive.
There are a couple of ways to vary the size of afghans using C2C. There is standard C2C which uses dc, mini C2C which uses hdc and micro C2C which uses sc. You can also vary your hook size and your yarn weight. If none of these work for you, you can submit a request at https://thecrochetcouch.com/requests - Please submit the request BEFORE you purchase as there is no guarantees that your size request can be done.
While all graphs "can" be done in sc or c2c or even tss......size is a big consideration. My gauge for C2C is 8" for 10 rows.....gauge for mini C2C is 6" for 10 rows....gauge for sc and tss is 3" per row.
So a graph that is made for C2C "can" be done in sc but it will be less than half the size stated. You are welcome to submit a request for a c2c to be converted to sc but please realize you will lose a lot of the detail. Requests can be submitted here: https://thecrochetcouch.com/requests
Although we appreciate that you like our graph/pattern format we absolutely can not do this. No, not even if you pay us :(
We can not work on another designer's graph and then sell it to you. First....you would have to share the pattern with us and that is not permitted by most designers. Second....we couldn't sell that pattern in our shop because it's not ours so it wouldn't be financially viable for us to work on it.
All patterns are only available in English
All patterns are in USA crochet terms